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get your friend

when you have a friend that is acting ridiculous in public, someone is likely to tell you to get your friend. or, if someone says something off the wall, you respond with 'get your friend.'
The karaoke guy came over to me and goes, 'get your friend,' she's out of control.
by Ashley C. January 5, 2006
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Wife's Best Friend

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera
From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
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shes just a friend

blind boi adrien saying this to his 'friend' aka his soon to be girlfriend, Marinette
Marinette? yah, shes just a friend.
me to my tv: SHUT UP YA BLIND BOI. STOP BEING CACAGAMIS MOM
by kill-liela-here June 22, 2021
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Nail Friend

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'
Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
by Stalk off October 10, 2009
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FRIEND

A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because he/she has never given you any reason not to trust. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice him/herself for you.
We are the best example of friend. We are bond together with each other. Our friendship includes best persons, Names are Deepak, Deepti, Shriya, Anurag, Manish, Naveen and few more like these...........
by Anurag Sinha July 29, 2007
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bad friend

A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...
thank you for blowing me off Sarah, you are a bad friend. to all of you, don't be a Sarah.
by Musties November 18, 2012
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fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.
"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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