female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.
Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!
by Yonkers69999 February 08, 2025
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This is a things that people use when they are looking for someone to date, bored or in a very unusual case a hobby. Whether you realise you use it or not you always think, is that woman attractive? Now the easy way is to rate someone from 1-10, 1 being blindingly ugly and 10 bening stunningly beautiful.
I things she's a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by TheWordMister September 15, 2016
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Female

"dam that females a whiny ass bitch"
by Tocha_boch September 11, 2020
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Delta Female

A woman with a beautiful body and great personality that doesn't hide the fact that she's a gold digger.

She will bluntly demand money from men often punctuated with a cute laugh seemingly joking.
Simp 1:
This Delta Female I just met told me "Give me your money!"
She seemed so innocent and cute that I cash app'd her $100.

Simp 2:
Dude, that sounds just like a girl I know that refers to urinating as emptying her baseball. She's so hot.
by AzraelsCollection November 24, 2022
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Female

A lesser type of person who thinks that they can do anything just as good as a man but cannot.
"Kirby is so bad at baseball but he thinks hes the star player!"

"Yeah, hes such a female."
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Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢
by sobbingmess April 29, 2024
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1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.
by Lil Pisser September 06, 2016
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