If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017
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by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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by Efegge June 6, 2018
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by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020
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Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
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Girl wanted to get married to her man n 2 years man never ask so she evansed him for a man that would
by Savage king wc August 19, 2017
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