Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.
by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020
Get the Evanmug. he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
Get the evan raupemug. by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
Get the Evan Oiled Upmug. by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022
Get the Evan's Mommug. by Master wuu November 25, 2021
Get the Evanmug. One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”
"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”
by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020
Get the Evansmug. by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
Get the Evan Guevart Oiled Upmug.