salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015

Dino egg

Common street slang for one 5 mg Melatonin pill.

Named for the long-lasting, deep-sleep enducing affects that Melatonin possesses, combined with its appearance of what one may expect a dinosaur egg to look like.

"Hey Bec, can you throw me the Dino Eggs-- I'm ready for bed."

by HuckyJ August 16, 2016

Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up

Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015

dead egg

A particularlt revolting smell expelled from your anus that has the aroma of a rotten, dying egg.

Oh my God, can you smell that? Some bastard has just dropped a dead egg!

by Nigel Fleming July 6, 2006

Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

by prevert April 11, 2009

Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010