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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Ed Hiemer

having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.
I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.
by Stovepipemcginty September 15, 2021
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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019
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Ed

a father figure that has an obsession with anything pizza related, and also lots and lots of fortnite wins.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING OHMYGOD HOLY FUCK ITS Ed
by Wungus Bill December 11, 2018
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Day of Ed

A special day when the fb communities best fingerboarders releases epic fingerboarding edits 😎

Day of ed is always on a Sunday
Happy day of Ed
by PlentyshitZ May 11, 2023
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Ed sheeran

A not so good looking person but has a BEAUTIFUL voice and if u still listen to him u are ELITE
Do you listen to Ed sheeran

No who still does

Me!
by NO! January 20, 2021
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Ed

Ed’s stealing ur girl
by Chef bed February 3, 2020
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