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creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 14, 2024
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Never eating the shrimp

It means to stand by what you say
Or as others say Standing on Business
by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024
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Virus eating

24 hour infection typically caught at social gatherings that causes the host to uncontrollably eat every carbohydrate known to human kind in search of satiation that will never come
Erin and Rob got stinking drunk on Saturday night, which resulting in virus eating for the entirety of Sunday and part of Monday too.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Rat eating Dieper

Marcus: Look i finally got my Rat eating dieper
Mancus: Wow its so cool.
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cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".
fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!
by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024
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Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.
-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."
by shingwenn December 1, 2024
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Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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