Postal Dude

The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.

Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~

by kkalishnikkovv November 22, 2021

default-dude

the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."

taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.

always remember: when in doubt, default-dude

jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!

cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!

by yekl January 3, 2010

that dude

The person that everyone is trying to be like or looking up to. He influences the crowd and girls love him.

Person 1: How do you know she's gonna fall for you?

Person 2: Because I'm that dude.

by Dougie R January 9, 2006

Suh Dude

An alternate way of saying "sup dude" but when you're high af. Keep in mind your voice has to sound like you have a penis In your rectum and you have to smoke good weed for the best results.

*hits blunt*

Stoner 1: Suh Dude
Stoner 2: Dude, Suh

by ButtMasterHurteson October 7, 2016

sah dude

The chillest and dankest way to great or say yes to another bro. When saying, it you have to be louder then usual. Also a side ways karate chop with the back of your hand is necessary.

Ex1: Greeting

Bro 1: Sah dude!
Bro 2: Sah dude... hows it been?
Ex2: Answering

Bro1: Dude, I want you to frick me
Bro2: Sah dude, no homo

by 17 June 5, 2016

Old dude

The guy we were talkin about before.

Yeah, that’s how they do. You know, like old dude. Yeah, Mike, from before.

by Sparrowwing May 15, 2018

fuck it dude

Fuck it dude- a term used by John Goodman in the big lebowski

Fuck it dude let's go bowling

by decaffeinated December 5, 2013