Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche December 26, 2008

Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Spades---Brandon November 26, 2006

douchebagery

The act or practice of being a douche bag

Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.

by Dawson27 September 11, 2007

Douche Snap

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!

*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.

by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010

douchebag parade

A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.

Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?

Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?

And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?

They're all friends with one another?

Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.

by ndfnico April 4, 2011

Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.

Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche

by gzcl July 19, 2007