douché

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

douche my eyes

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

by Verbal Slasher May 17, 2018

douchenbagel

1. a form of danish

2. an awesome way of exclamation

DOUCHENBAGEL!

Dude, you're such a douchenbagel

by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

Douchebagaknight

A person who serves and protects the douchebaganism faith/religion.

I crown your sir. Douchebagaknight. Lead the douchebags to victory.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

doucheois

pronounced like bourgeois

1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.

2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.

Sam: Can you believe Troy went broke trying to get the latest iPone?

Mike: He's such a doucheois.

by Eric Payne June 16, 2008

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

by douchefucker January 22, 2009