jersey dancer

A jersey dancer is a person like someone on TikTok or Dubsmash and they do stuff like sexy walk and buck and so on

I’m doing pretty good not to be a Jersey dancer!

by Okur February 19, 2019

disco dancer

usually a guy you've known for a short period of time (however, they may even be in your main squad) who claims to be and for the most-part appears to be 100% heterosexual. but every so often, he'll inexplicably make highly detailed remarks about beautiful men, or perhaps their luscious head of hair or give you a detailed treatise on why their style sense 'works'

"you know Bruce, I'm thinking Joey there might be quite a bit more of a disco dancer than we first thought"

by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv January 30, 2019

Bean Dance

The most epic, upcoming dance ever. If you can do the bean dance you are a God and you can pull any girl.

Aye Tim you hear about the bean dance?
Did you just see Jim get that girls number with the bean dance?

by gimmiethemtoes March 25, 2019

Morris dancer

A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .

Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer

by Trentbridge Troll May 20, 2019

slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

by Krkič June 24, 2019

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

torture dance

Sequence from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (seen in the manga and the anime, too) in which the characters Narancia, Mista, and Fugo perform a dance while torturing Mr. Zucchero. Probably the best sequence of all Part 5 or of the entire series. Essentially, victorious but also umiliating dance done by three mafia guys against another one.

Narancia: He's headed for the 9th Circle of Hell, according to this name divination! *laughs in Italian*
*music from stereo plays*
Narancia: * dances *
Mista: * joins the dance *
Fugo: * joins the dance *
Zucchero: * suffers due to his eye torture *

Torture dance!

by trisgreen December 2, 2019