Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020

dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.

"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?

by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020

dildonation

A semi-active group chat <3

dildonation is filled with gay ppl

by alexandersclit December 3, 2020

Dido

To out do ones Hampton home with a slightly more impressive Hampton home.

My mate found a pimp Hamptons home that we should buy and I was all like “Dido” and sent him a better one

by Word Slave December 5, 2020

dildohands

When a millionaire professional receiver drops a wide open pass as if born with dildos instead of hands.

There was no one around and he dropped the ball anyway. DILDOHANDS!!!

by TrickYTman December 6, 2020

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020

dildo

anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it

Aww man did you see tracy?! That bitch used a katana as a dildo!

by atinky butthole March 5, 2021