Dan

This is a guy who loves 1 girl named DANAYA

Damn dan sexy asf frfr

by Yo Boy Danny February 16, 2019

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Dan Adamsoned

The process of having as many relationships in a year. Usually despised by exes, or still loved my them. Either it is a term used to describe the ultimate grandmaster god leader of the fuck boy community. Sometimes is alright at football, but is a cunt to anyone on the pitch.

He dumped me after 1 week, and he used me because I touched his willy. I was Dan adamsoned.

by Jizzlamic State September 17, 2018

Big dan

Fat gipo who smells funny an has many STDs he's could from his mum an sister also his nan who lost her teeth on the big wheel at the gipo fair

Ye look like big Dan

by Owen dono September 29, 2018

Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018

Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018