Cyber-morning after

The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.

Cyber-morning after

by Cmoth April 1, 2011

Cyber Condom

Name for any type of spam, malware, or virus protection used on computers.

Norton, WindowLiveCare, McAfee, ETC..

Example 1:
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!

Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.

Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.

by JRanallo July 7, 2011

Cyber headache

That dull throbbing in your head caused by staring at a screen for hours on end.

Hey Zack, you look worn out. Out clubbing last night?

No man, just a major cyber headache. I've been online all day.

by LoLiTa(: October 16, 2011

cyberdeath

Online death.

Also: A nickname I came up with many years ago after playing First-Person Shooters (namely Counter-Strike). It expresses what happens in these games.

When you play an online FPS, when you die...you experience cyberdeath. Also, if you did something atrocious online you could also be considered to have committed cyberdeath.

After writing that horrible article, I think I'm going to experience cyberdeath.

OR (during online gaming):
* You have been killed
User: Aw, cyberdeath!

by cyberdeath August 12, 2012

cybercry

expressing sorrow on the internet through social media, etc.

"I've been separated from my army husband for two whole months, so I'm going to cybercry with my Facebook friends."

by mayishcute January 26, 2013

Cyber Weasel

An individual that wastes most of their time weaseling on social networking sites, they would choose texting/mailing over verbal communication.

You are a Cyber Weasel!

by Housty December 14, 2014