faux-cliche

A saying that appears to be a cliche but has probably never been said before or has no actual right being a cliche

Transcendence: How was selling tacos at Paco's Taco Stand?
Parkman47: I made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
Transcendence: You know, hombre, that's a fucked up cliche
Parkman47: Yea, I just made it up, it's a total faux-cliche

by Matt D. Parker (parkman47) July 2, 2009

boom clické

The exclamation one shouts while clicking one's seat belt in the car. Especially in the instance of a near-wreck.

Used as a warning to other passengers in the car to "Fasten yo seat belts bitches, it's about to be a bumpy ride!"

"Boom Clické!"

by Mike-cow-tippit January 14, 2010

One-click

to knock someone out with one punch

"Hey Steve, I just one-clicked that kid"

by tiny43093 March 6, 2010

potty clickin'

When you have to excuse yourself from present company in order to escape to the bathroom in order to answer a text message.

Joe: Why are you typing so slowly? Are you potty clickin'?

Jill: Yeah, I'm having dinner with my folks and I heard the text come in so off i went to the john to return the message!

by jhbugsy September 11, 2010

The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Curiuos Clicker

One who has no life and spends there time clicking a button, not realizing they can no longer spell.

Why yes, I am now a curiuos clicker on themostclickedbutton.com

by Tanto-san February 14, 2012