Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.

Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"

by John - Paul Donovan August 4, 2008

Christakis

Extremely sarcastic and can act like an asshole but all round good guy

Why you so sarcastic
I just pulled a Christakis

by PhoeniXX_Rizen August 27, 2019

What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

by Rustee John April 19, 2008

Body Of Christ

To eat Psyclobin mushrooms followed by LSD. Shrooms representing the body, and LSD representing the blood.

Most users of this combination have very profound religious experiences.

Last night me and my buddy took the body of christ, my life is changed forever

by C0SMIC October 28, 2008

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Passion of Christ

A drink made by Ceramic Joe aptly named Jesus Juice by mixing white wine and red (basically a strong rose) then was evolved by the Winking kitten who added chardonnay after watching harry hill. other variations include God Juice and Supreme being

My, thats a large bottle of chardonnay

by Winkin kitten June 6, 2004

Christoffer

A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead

Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019