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Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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Christian

A person who usually screws and tries to make everyone happy.But at the end he tries to do the right thing but always messes up.Don’t let the choices he made define who he is cause a Christian can come a brighten your day.Usually he’s a person whose alone and struggles with his feelings but he deals with alone so the next time you call one weak think twice.
Christian is a person who needs to be cared for
by Randomstranger67 September 20, 2020
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Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.
Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.
by LittyAgain October 2, 2020
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Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.
Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’
by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020
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christian

now all the other meaning are wrong. chirstian does not give two shits about you. dont even thing ladies named scarlet
christian says"idc abt u"
by iwantmyhoodiebackho October 26, 2020
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