by Hung Wen Sun December 17, 2008
Get the Chocolate accordion mug.Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.
Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.
by natetron May 16, 2007
Get the Chocolate Bobsled mug.1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.
2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"
2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"
3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"
2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"
3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012
Get the Chocolate Dolphin mug.by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016
Get the chocolate asshole mug.VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
by sven uyo July 27, 2006
Get the chocolate strangler mug.When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex
Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"
Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."
Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."
Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
by MPD95 June 13, 2011
Get the Chocolate Horse mug.When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of
shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.
shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.
I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes
Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.
Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.
by Big Zee65 November 3, 2013
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