Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.

After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Chocolate Bobsled

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.

Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.

by natetron May 16, 2007

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008

Chocolate accordion

Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed

Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion

by Hung Wen Sun December 17, 2008

chocolate nap

When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of

shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.

I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes

Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.

by Big Zee65 November 3, 2013

Chocolate lips

Another name for an arsehole

Oi Shaz, can you give my chocolate lips a kiss

by Weabs June 22, 2018

chocolate asshole

When ones buttox is covered in fecal matter.

Chanan looked down only to discover he indeed had a chocolate asshole

by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016