Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

Chode

See also: Choad, Gooch

The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Chode Blower

A person who prefers short stubby dick and especially likes to blow on them too. Also a total whore or an idiot.

Corey: Man, my dick looks like the short side of a summer sausage.

Kelsi: I'd still blow it...

Corey: You chode blower! Let's go.....

by NikoG October 23, 2008

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall

His chode was to small for the condem

by Daniel chill June 12, 2011

chode baby

When a female is recieving anal sex and the man pulls out leaving his sperm to run down her chode and impregnate her.

"Man, I was hittin that ho and we made a chode baby"

"Man, you a chode baby!"

"Your daddy's shit rolled down your mama's chode"

by audry and alana October 23, 2007

chode pimple

A pimple upone one's chode, the area between the scrotum and anus. This can be caused by poor personal care, or just a horrid case of acne.
However, this term is more commonly used to refer to anyone who you find to be worthless.
This is used to insult any person, and can be combined with other insults, such as " Your mom " jokes.
This words when inferred, by seperating the word chode and pimple to give added effect.

" Damnit, Ralph, you're a pimple on the chode of life. "
" Dude, I popped your mom's chode pimple. And you were the result."

by Immortalis September 26, 2006