A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
by afrijapc February 4, 2010
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It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
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The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010
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Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.
by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's history mug.A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.
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