Captain Capri

A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.

Omg this trash ass player named Captain Capri needs to be off the team!

by Videogame girl 420 May 28, 2020

capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

shut up capitan cock ass

by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

Captfanta

the best sound cloud rapper

Guy: hey do you know any good rappers?
Girl: YES!! captfanta. Stream water the b!7ch

by gfn93_ March 21, 2021

Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.

Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!

by Credible Threat May 7, 2021