California credit card

A Siphon for stealing fuel out of a car

Hey man, gas is to high to buy. Do you happen to have a California credit card?

by Tctv3 February 11, 2018

cliffgurt

an asian water monitor with wings and spikes

dude look at that cliffgurt in the sky!

by cliffgurt February 13, 2018

California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk

My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

California

People hate on this US state because it’s “ghetto” and it’s true some parts are (LA, Desert Hot Springs, Indio, and more) but it’s probabky better than yours. It’s probably the most popular state, most tourist attracted state. We have Disneyland, Universal Studios, Magic Mountain, Knotts Berry Farm, and more. We have Palm Springs the Kardashians love it here FYI. Umm also we have Coachella the best musical festival in the world. Umm does Mason Ramsey ( Walmart yodeling kid ) , Beyoncé, Cardi B , the Weekend come and perform in your state? All in the same night? Most of your favorite shows are filmed here. The Voice and America’s Got Talent are filmed here. You can see celebrities pretty much anywhere. The other day my friend found the Katherine Langford ( Hannah Baker from 13 reasons why) in an unpopular ghetto flower shop( in Desert Hot Springs) . Also Weather and climate is great. We have coasts all the way to rocky snowy mountains just 2 hours apart! Plus we’re the golden state. Aren’t you like the Cheese State or Potato state?

California is honestly so cool I went on vacation there and I spent time at the beach, then the next day went to Disneyland, after that we went to the Mountains, and finally on the weekend we went to Coachella! We stayed in Palm Springa Saguaro hotel! At coachella I saw Kylie Jenner and Justin Bieber while Cardi B was performing pregnant. After each night of Coachella we would go out to eat at In n Out.

by Urbooty June 14, 2018

California buckshot

The act of eating cum out of a vagina and then spitting it into your partners mouth

I’d California buckshot Bella Thorne

by DinoRijneveld June 17, 2018

california roadblock

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.

We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.

by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018