The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
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Get the Fire-Crotch mug.When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
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one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
by fabby March 14, 2008
Get the fire crotch mug.people who dont leave their name are too afraid of getting their ass kicked for talking shit about buicks.
And whats with this street legal /not street legal bullshit.
You sound like my grandpa worrying about piddly ass shit laws.
dont you know that cops always go after hot dog bikers first anyway
Hell i drove my car for six months with no muffler or exhaust pipe and the cops never stopped me and dont try to tell me i burned my exhaust valves and sound like you never made it past 5th grade
And whats with this street legal /not street legal bullshit.
You sound like my grandpa worrying about piddly ass shit laws.
dont you know that cops always go after hot dog bikers first anyway
Hell i drove my car for six months with no muffler or exhaust pipe and the cops never stopped me and dont try to tell me i burned my exhaust valves and sound like you never made it past 5th grade
this cop was chasin me on my crotch rocket and i turned a corner and slipped on some sand and fell and the cop car ran my prep ass over!
Damn am i ever a sperm burpin slarfer
Damn am i ever a sperm burpin slarfer
by Anonymous April 9, 2003
Get the crotch rocket mug.That bathing suit must be made for a girl with long crotch because the waist is really skinny but its really long.
by The Dryer Sheets May 13, 2005
Get the long crotch mug.Teacher: "Why did Suzie just get up and leave class?"
Linda: "She went to go change her crotch rocket."
Linda: "She went to go change her crotch rocket."
by MemphisButtler May 30, 2008
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