Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
by LtCuzco November 05, 2016
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Bearded Mr. Frenchy

An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.

A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.

also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.

Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....

Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?

Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."

Mike: Awesome! Me next!

Raymond: No thank you.
by Mr. Chavez July 31, 2009
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Abraham Lincoln's Beard

The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).

Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T August 11, 2006
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Comb Yo Beard

Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.
Person 1: Man I got 2 tests tommorrow and a paper due. I'm fucked.
Person 2: Nigga comb yo beard.
by DIABOLIC4L August 11, 2006
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fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement
i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!
by the phalanx specialist November 05, 2007
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normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.
hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history
by youjustwontknow April 14, 2010
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