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doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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birthday whore

1) Bitch who believes the "pleasure" of giving her gifts is its own reward and never gives a grain of respect in return.

2) Bitch who accepts gifts from people she does not like.
For this reason above, friends regardless of gender should never make any gifts for each other in any form including such simple as tickets for beer. The exception to this rule is for families and engaged couples. Thanks to this rule you avoid a birthday whore 99% of time.
by Master Joie April 7, 2011
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Birthday bumps

Hitting someone hard on the arm for the amount of years they are( and an extra one for good luck( extra hard))
I hear it toms birthday, let's give him birthday bumps
by @welshdragon83 June 23, 2018
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Polish Birthday

A birthday that lasts for more than one day...ie: several days
I got into an argument with my girlfriend and I couldn't celebrate my birthday for five days..it was like a Polish birthday gone awry!
by Druke1588 June 16, 2011
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day of birth

...the selfish distraction given to a woman that negates someone's birthday
Happy Day of Birth to you Gloria, you are so brave - fuck your kid's birthday!
by powerless cynic November 20, 2013
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Birthday Bash

To celebrates one's birthday by having intercourse with one's girlfriend or boyfriend.
My girlfriend gave me the best birthday bash last night!
by bnksns April 1, 2009
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