Boyfriend

A boy and man that would do anything for you. Loves you, and cherishes you no matter what. Thinks you're beautiful, no matter the day, or even if u don't feel good, or feel yucky. Your personal masseuse, who, at a moments notice, will stand up, and start massaging your shoulders, or sit next to you, massaging your back, or will sit on the floor, and massage your feet. There is really no limit.

Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.

Who's that massaging her feet?
Oh, that's her boyfriend

Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.

Or

Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.

by throwdownforwhat? February 23, 2023

Boyfriend

A boyfriend is someone who loves and cares for you no matter what, someone who has been thru the ups and downs with you someone who cherish you and only you, he’s the one you tell about your bad day, he’s the one that would never judge you, he’s your rock don’t forget he’s not only your boyfriend he’s also your bestfriend so when you loose him you’re also losing a friend...so ladies dont cheat on him for a fuckboy been there done that 🥴

“Do you know him?”
“Yes thats my boyfriend, he’s the one i can rely on the most”

by Shht dont tell 🤫 October 21, 2019

Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017

Leo's boyfriend

It's Asher and only Asher even though they're not officially dating but they're fucking bro

"Dude is that Leo's Boyfriend, Asher?"

"I thought they weren't dating"
"Yes the fuck they are"

by paradoxiaaan May 14, 2022

Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.

Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.

My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.

by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017