Boomer

Used to sound like a loser

Me:P A N T

Kyle:Boomer

by E E E E August 12, 2019

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Boomer

Someone born during the "baby boom" following WWII. Boomers were coddled by their parents and led to believe that they could achieve anything they dreamed of and that they were perfect just as they are. They deeply resent the society they created based on this terrible advice, and the progeny they misguidedly trained to perpetuate it. As a result, reality bites boomers in ways more acutely painful than subsequent generations can possibly understand.

Boomer (60-75-year-old): You're chasing your dreams instead of mine. This can't be right.

Millennial/zoomer: ok boomer.

Boomer: My parents acted as though I were the center of the universe and I insist that you do the same.

Millennial/zoomer: I have spoken.

by ArguingKitten December 14, 2019

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A fuckass nigga that wears underwear wherever he/she goes. And also a mother fucker that needs to shut the fuck up

*A non boomer to a boomer*: shut the fuck up boomer

by Retrovañe Berkavitz October 11, 2019

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A king fudd that yells keep your booger hook of the trigger over the internet.

Person A: look at this new gun I bought.
Boomer: GeT yOuR bOoGeR hOoK OfF tHe BoOm SwItCh

by TpAaIA January 30, 2019

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Boomer babble

When a boomer begins to rant in poorly researched QAnon conspiracies and right leaning Russian disinformation for their confirmation bias which boiled down is sexist or racist ideology they refuse to acknowledge.

Usually as nonsensical as a baby’s babble.

Me: Man, did you just hear all that boomer babble coming from that old lady. Sounds like someone only gets their info from Facebook groups and memes.

Friend: yeah, the same boomers who used to say don’t believe on what you see on the internet are now the biggest perpetrators of their own unheeded advice.

by Ronin-Cory October 16, 2020

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