moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.

Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner

by Shinny momma February 6, 2015

Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

by kevro February 11, 2015

Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.

Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner

by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015

learning boner

A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.

While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.

by stinky3 October 15, 2015