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when a female homo sapien takes hold of a male homo sapien's meaty foogular appendage and begins to blow softs burts of air onto it for the male's sexual satisfaction.
"YO AMIAH GAVE ME THE DANKEST BLOWJOB! SHE HAD BOTH MY PENI (plural for penis) WINDED AS HECKER!"
blowjob by holyMacaroni.Dick May 13, 2018
A sentimental act in which a female places her mouth around a large metal rod made by another male as a process of mating in order to show the male that the female is committed
Woman #1: I gave a tasty blowjob to Jim’s huge, long metal rod the other day

Woman #2: that’s pretty cool but Steven’s rod was much longer
Blowjob by Wordporn November 10, 2018

Bubblegum Blowjob 

When you put a piece of gum in your mouth, and instead of chewing it, you only suck on it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what do you have in your mouth?
Dude: Oh, just giving a bubblegum blowjob.
Bubblegum Blowjob by gage and liz November 3, 2012
something i love to give and my boyfriend loves getting. its when someone preferably a chick (like me) sucks on a guy's cock until he reaches orgasm. its rather fun to give. although some people think its gross. (no its not)!!!
me: "hey lets go behind gym and i'll give you a blowjob"

guy: "ok!!!!!!!!!!!!"

me: "alright lets go"
blowjob by i'm 12 and hella horny November 1, 2007

rainbow blowjob 

When you mix a cup of cum and period blood, hold some of it in your mouth and then give yo man a bj. (Blood and Cum can sometimes come from your or their parents)
ME: My mom's on her period!
MA GURL: YAY rainbow blowjob for you later ;););)

Taiwanese Blowjob 

A Taiwanese Blowjob is a unique form of fellatio involving two prepubescent boys, for servicing the testicles, and one hermaphrodite, for servicing the shaft, of a man's penis.
Brian Antczak: "This situation is messier than a Taiwanese Blowjob!"
Taiwanese Blowjob by Meowsus October 18, 2008