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Marks-Block

"that fool is straight marks-block"
by biscuit January 28, 2005
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Flubber Block

When the girl is SO fat, the guy cant find the hole because her FLUBBER BLOCKS it.
Carly has a really big flubber block.
by Tanisha Dockhorn August 5, 2008
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Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.
Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
by elekin September 25, 2008
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Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.
Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.
by Burnthings March 1, 2010
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Poster-block

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".
LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!
by AirXMyth March 2, 2010
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Block Shop

When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.
Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"

Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
by JR Roberts December 13, 2009
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