bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk August 21, 2016

Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!

by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016

Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.

"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"

by Student of the OH GOD HELP July 23, 2016