Paul W. Beard

A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.

1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.

by jpnmark7 October 10, 2011

Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

by seabearlover August 1, 2009

Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Black Beard

When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.

Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!

by A Very Casious February 11, 2009

papa bear

Bill O' Reily, as said by Stephen Colbert.

"We are less than 48 hours from papa bear coming on our show, and my chair is squeaking!" -Stephen Colbert on Tuesday, the 16th of January.

by fredfx January 22, 2007

Bearded Alligator

A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.

Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"

by batsoup August 3, 2009