River boy

A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.

“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”

by AtlBased April 26, 2024

Noah river r

He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A

Noah river r is a very good person

by -Mort February 07, 2021

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 01, 2017

river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.

Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 28, 2017