Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Butt banker

Anyone who likes to receive and hold deposits of sperm in their derrière.

Derrick is a butt banker. None better at returning your investment.

Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.

Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

getting banned from discord

to get your discord account forcefully deleted

i got banned from discord getting banned from discord

by Your pseudonym November 29, 2025

Giga-Banned

The result of being banned at a global-scale.

After my speech on internet censorship in China, I'm most likely giga-banned from the country.

by SheepDeckSurvivor December 29, 2025

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011