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Bank

A bored wank (masturbating). Usually done when you have nothing else to do or don't want to do anything. Can also happen in the middle of porn when it starts getting shit.
I tried to think of what to do today, then I have up and just had a bank.

I saw this pornstar sucking off some dude but it got boring, so I just banked through it.
by Faxtron April 6, 2019
mugGet the Bankmug.

Clown bank

A collection of someone's stupidity.
There is another one for your clown bank.
Don't be a clown bank!
by Shamwowpets February 14, 2024
mugGet the Clown bankmug.

Jayden banks

Dread headed, godzilla loving, pomegranate eating, halo playing boy. Buy him buldak ramen and he’ll love you but will consequently be shitting his guts out 6 hours later. Very kind and patient. 100000/10
Damn Jayden Banks farts are straight up fucking mustard gas.
by mochikochkin November 24, 2021
mugGet the Jayden banksmug.

Boy Bank

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, except the boy is the same age as the girl or slightly younger. Usually in their late teens-mid 20s, usually treating a girl for a higher social status or sexual favors
Girl 1: "Why does she even try to like him, it's so obvious she doesn't."
Girl 2: "Two words, Boy Bank."
by DazzTheCornerKid April 22, 2018
mugGet the Boy Bankmug.

slang bank

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021
mugGet the slang bankmug.

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.
by sad_pizza October 7, 2019
mugGet the canadian piggy bankmug.

bank

Bank is a version of Viacom because they grub and steal money. Don't use the bank.
by JadenTheMoose June 4, 2022
mugGet the bankmug.

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