Adam

the that owns my pants.

girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.

by pink :) April 19, 2009

Adam Pascal

The most over-rated performer to ever appear in the musical Rent, who continues to return to the show and half-ass his way through it when he can't get any other jobs.

Adam Pascal Fangirl: OMG!!!! No one will ever be better dan ADAM!! He was the bestest Roger EVER!!!!!!111!

Sensible Renthead: No, honey, he wasn't.

by nnkay July 27, 2009

Adam Bomb

Program Management decision involving updates of product on production environments done off the cuff, but requiring updates to configuration not planned out and communicated in advance.

The Adam Bomb was dropped on the service and we were scrambling all days with the fallout.

by Friggle August 3, 2009

Adam Ross

Adam Ross is the god almighty. He was the one wgo infiltrated afghanistan an killed osama bin laden. He bombed pearl harbor. He survived nuclear radiation and has been in every war known to man. He is awesome, hot, sexy, and irressistible. Get ready to change your religion to Adam Rossism.

Adam Ross rules all.

by NYelite13 January 19, 2012

Adam

Adam while being hot as hell he's a huge ASSHOLE. He is completely self absorbed, obsessed with his own hot self. Don't get on his bad side because he remembers anything and everything so he'll go for blood.

Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.

"Why are you crying on your birthday?"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"

by BurlesqueNurse January 28, 2015

Adam

he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely

jared: "why does he hate you?"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"

by Dijonator schifty-five August 24, 2008