Corn Snake

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.

"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"

by idontknowmuch August 03, 2016

crestfallen snake

sad and disappointed, especially when something has not succeeded

J: I always give people the benefit of the doubt having a few months with something that felt real was good enough.

A: crestfallen snake is what you call this a close to almost best friend.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 05, 2019

Snake's Nest

A penis and testicles also known as a package.

My scout leader vigorously slid his snake's nest up and down my tent window.

by Poodlequeef June 21, 2017

snake-five

Holding one's arm to look like a raised snake before pulling back and lashing out into a high five. this results in a very loud crack.

Dude, that snake-five was crisp!

by getkeen September 27, 2010

bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.

Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker

by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

Solid Snake

Get a blowjob from a girl outside of her parents house in the deadzone between sensor light

1: Dude, I just got a Solid Snake from my GF
2: Nice!

by Fowly January 04, 2015