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Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.
Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018
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Solid Snake

Get a blowjob from a girl outside of her parents house in the deadzone between sensor light
1: Dude, I just got a Solid Snake from my GF
2: Nice!
by Fowly January 4, 2015
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bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.
Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker
by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017
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crestfallen snake

sad and disappointed, especially when something has not succeeded
J: I always give people the benefit of the doubt having a few months with something that felt real was good enough.

A: crestfallen snake is what you call this a close to almost best friend.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019
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belly snake

when a girl sucks your dick so hard while you on your back that it goes limp and rolls around on your belly like a dead snake
bitch last night was so good i got a god damn belly snake
by gotdatbellysnake February 14, 2017
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Corn Snake

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.
"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"
by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016
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snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.
Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!
by The Snakester June 16, 2010
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