Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

by keira X April 3, 2022

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

by 00ChopDatNigga00 February 17, 2018

by Gaybou July 26, 2021

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
by twatsc October 18, 2008
