arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done

dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(

by twatsc October 18, 2008

Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.

"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."

by mookletoad October 26, 2011

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

Arse knob

Chocolate covered dick

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by anonymous November 17, 2021

arse rattled

Anal sex

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

Pain in the arse

Samuel Launiere

Samuel Launiere in the biggest pain in the arse

by Hannahx88 December 14, 2019

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 29, 2017