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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode May 2, 2018
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Angry chicken

When your fucking a girl doggy style and you pull both of her arms behind her back and your dick in her ass. This will make her scream (in pleasure) and shout (in pain) while flapping her arms vigorously.
I got so drunk on Saturday that I gave Rebecca an angry chicken
by The._.Other._.Person January 11, 2018
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angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018
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angry cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.
Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.
by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018
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Angry mosquito

While the male is on top of a woman (in doggy or missionary style) he then proceeds to poke her vaginal area with toothpicks leaving small red dots along the vaginal opening.
I became single after giving my girl the “angry mosquito”. treatment last night
by Tha-SpanishJoker April 17, 2018
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ANGRY ANGLERS

A group of homosexual anglers from the Northern United States area who are angry at other fishermen who do not share their beliefs and activities. Usually found at paylakes, under highway bridges, and Bassmaster tournaments offering oral sex for fishing gear. Believed to be fathered by their Grandfathers or Uncles, so they have very short tempers and consider themselves "Angry" to anyone they feel is a better fisherman. Known to run if threatened or confronted in public.
Look at that guy offering free blowjobs at that paylake. . . Im sure he is a member of ANGRY ANGLERS!!!
by SRCG August 13, 2018
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