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Get the Turtle Swag mug.A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
by Elven Angel September 26, 2013
Get the Turtle Day mug.To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.
My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.
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Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
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Get the turtle cock mug.when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
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