fake pro

One who attempts to be pro and who might exhibit all of the qualities of being pro, but turns out to be the exact opposite.
Russell appeared to be a linguistics expert, but his opposition to pioneering a new phrase revealed him to be a fake pro.
by djsatis September 16, 2008
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fake yeezys

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.
Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.
by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017
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Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.
Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper
by @jthebucket August 22, 2016
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Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.
by Mughal King November 03, 2014
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Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.
Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.
by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017
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fake skater

Person that cant skate that think's he skate's.. or think's he the best blah blah or a poser
by A Guy February 21, 2004
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Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face
by anonymous September 19, 2003
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