Stress Dump

When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.

Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.

by honky barfly February 04, 2015

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 09, 2017

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 13, 2010

umbilical dump

It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.

Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.

by CJMO November 16, 2006

cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

chudz dump

The worst smelling crap known to man.

Man, did somebody just chudz dump in here?

by chudz junkie November 26, 2009

Recurring Dump

After taking a dump, finishing and exiting the bathroom, you experience the need to take an even larger dump within a short period of time.

This usually happens more than once.

Christian: " Ohh, damn, BRB... gotta take a dump.."
Brady: " Kay..."

- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."

by Manbearpig2324 April 03, 2010