Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”
by ΒITCHES May 04, 2022
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an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.
Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?
by link2397 November 19, 2009
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a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
Jason McGuire is such a tool
by godddddd121256 December 07, 2010
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Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog
by DarkLarynx September 04, 2011
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Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.
This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni
by Datdewd July 06, 2021
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A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.
You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.
by Free bobby shmurda May 28, 2018
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1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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