did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
by BarryCat June 3, 2024

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.
by TechRescue December 10, 2018

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
