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"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
mugGet the now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.mug.
you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017
mugGet the dude i fucked that girl in the bedmug.

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"
by BarryCat June 3, 2024
mugGet the Hork a fatty and go to bedmug.

bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.
I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.
by TechRescue December 10, 2018
mugGet the bed richmug.

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
mugGet the big fat lump under my bedmug.

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