I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

i.m.a.

Acronym for Intermittently Missing in Action. Commonly used to explain away misspelling of m.i.a.

I need to do some errands so ima go i.m.a. for a bit.

by autodidactic'er May 15, 2024

M.A.P

Meaning "Minor Attracted Person" they are pedophiles. This is disgusting, these people either have a mental issue, or are faking it and trying to invade the LGBT safe space, we do not accept them, no one should accept them. Personally they should burn alive.
- A bi-ace

Example 1
Pedo: Im a M.A.P
Average person: Dude wtf
Example 2
Pedo: hey guys im a MAP let me in!
LGBT People: Dude wtf? You do not deserve rights
Pedo: But you accept everyone
LGBT People: Everyone who isn't an asshole and has decency (And isn't a threat to the younger people)
Example 3
Pedo: Im a M.A.P
Everyone ever: Dude wtf

by TheBaseliner September 4, 2024

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~

by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 5, 2024

I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024

M*A*S*H

an army unit in the Korean war where doctors play doctor with nurses

god dammit I've been drafted into a M*A*S*H unit

by 2802122 March 23, 2025