New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.

"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."

by Mars-El October 1, 2023

New York Yanker

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

by newyorker51 October 12, 2023

New York State

A liberal democrat state that is full of high taxes, high cost of living, slow ass traffic, aggressive retarded ass drivers and the state is full of retarded ass motherfuckers that treat you like shit for literally no reason

I hate New York State so much, I’m moving the fuck out of that dirt neck shithole, and I’m moving to Texas - Rick

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 November 7, 2023

New York Exchange

the action or process of a male, ejaculating into the urethra of another individual, typically another male. This act may be included during the act of Docking.

During a heated Docking session with my buddy, I came prematurely and gave him a New York Exchange.

by Frank Daminko November 12, 2023

Cole York

Anyone with this first and last name is a total Chad. They get Hella bitches and will probably sleep with your mom so watch out. Also roots for the shittiest sports teams for some reason and is obsessed with their fantasy team. You will often find this person somewhere watching the Polar Express.

Cole York is my Idol; I want to be him.

by anonymous December 1, 2023