Meat Man

A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.

Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'

Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!

Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

MEAT CURTAINS

The inner lips of the vagina that hang outside the vagina or are exposed- all women have ( meat curtains ) , womans vagina- sexy part of the body

women have meat curtains

by lil joe February 24, 2005

Deer Meat

noun. Specifically referred to the meat of a male. By meat, I actually mean penis. A good question to ask a female if thats what she would like for dinner.

Hey baby, do you like deer meat?
OH yea well why dont you come on down here and get some of this ol' buck.

by jld2 February 25, 2009

Meat Mallet

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"

by chelsea G July 30, 2006

meat wagon

the van that carries dead bodies away from a crime scene

holy shit we have a crispy critter here, better call the meat wagon

by rice killer October 29, 2006

Meat Platter

A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.

Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.

You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015

Wasted Meat

The part of a males penis that will not fit inside a woman's vagina from either a huge penis and/or a small vagina. This part of the penis serves no purpose therefore is considered wasted meat.

I couldn't fit my dick all the way inside of her, it's a shame that there was so much wasted meat.

by meatking April 20, 2010