Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.

"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

willybums

Willybums : Home of great Game not unlike to space invaders... But we call it Bum invaders.

Oh my god willybums is just so damn good, and those games are great! That bluetooth guy is so sexy for hosting them! Oh My word!

by Raz April 9, 2003

willy wonka

an idiot or just a plonker

dave: i love you john
john: shut up you good for nothin willy wonka

by andrewlongnose April 15, 2008

chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

willy-wet

to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.

i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.

by Billy t. March 12, 2008

widdlyfick

Euphemism for "What the fuck?!?"

"Americans voted for Bush TWICE? Widdlyfick!?!?!?

by Murpadelic June 11, 2010