ghetto wine

A fruit flavored wine that is resonably cheap at anywhere between $1.50 to $2.80 a bottle. Some popular brands are Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and of course MD 20/20. They usually cause a drunken stupor and extremely bad hangovers.

DAMN! This Ghetto Wine gots my ass throwed!

by J Velvet May 14, 2005

Red Wing Commander

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.

Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.

by The_Reverend July 21, 2006

dinky winky

n. A small penis

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

by Independence76 October 27, 2009

Winnie The Pooh

Walking around the house half naked.
Top no bottoms i.e, just a t-shirt.
Doing the Winnie The Pooh.
Also see Donald Duck.

"Went round to Dave's yesterday and he answered to door half naked"

"Half naked "?

"Yeah he was wearing a t-shirt but no bottoms"

"Ah, doing the Winnie The Pooh

by Nordic Badger April 17, 2014

penis wink

When you jack off a male and the hole of his penis looks like its winking at you .

his penis wink exploded.

by tricia n sondra November 12, 2007