Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
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My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.
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Someone who lives in the silicon valley which comprises of the Peninsula, San Francisco area up until San Jose. Usually characterized by tech geekiness or enthusiasm towards ventures or startups.
by worldhello June 26, 2016
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"Hi my name is Gabby and my friend Jacqueline is the coolest."
"jacqueline varney is so kind, she is willing to do anything for her friends."
"jacqueline varney is so kind, she is willing to do anything for her friends."
by Jaquelon December 12, 2016
Get the jacqueline varney mug.The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017
Get the Mormon Valley Dodgeball mug.A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
“Oh my god! My account was just banned for the 30th time this year for speaking out against corruption on the internet and around the world!”
“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”
“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”
“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”
“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”
“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”
“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”
“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”
“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”
“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”
“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”
“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”
“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”
“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”
“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”
“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”
“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”
“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”
“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”
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